Legonomist

 
I Lego non c'entrano. Semmai, la Lega. La surreale piantina dell'Europa remixata e rimescolata dall'Economist rispecchia in pieno i sogni del partito di Umberto Bossi. Pur nell'ironia della situazione, emerge una visione abbastanza chiara e letteralmente tranchant del nostro paese...

"Germany can stay where it is, as can France. But Austria could shift westwards into Switzerland’s place, making room for Slovenia and Croatia to move north-west too.  They could join northern Italy in a new regional alliance (ideally it would run by a Doge, from Venice). The rest of Italy, from Rome downwards, would separate and join with Sicily to form a new country, officially called the Kingdom of Two Sicilies (but nicknamed Bordello). It could form a currency union with Greece, but nobody else."

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